If you actually stumble across this blog, just ignore it. I'm using it as a more convenient way to store hard copies of my song lyrics instead of a giant text document.
So carry on.
NECESSARY(?) DISCLAIMER: Most of these lyrics are from vgperson anyway. Or from determined Google searches.
And yes this is the exact color of Karkat's text. One day I will find lyrics to the Nic Cage song. One day.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
Shia LaBeouf.

He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia LaBeouf

You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
you creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)
Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf

Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
You're sneaking up behind him
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf

Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
Stab him in his kidney
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods
blood oozing from your stump leg
But you have won; you have beaten
Shia LaBeouf

Super Hero

Osanai koro, akogareta
Muteki no akai manto
Moraru no nai gendai ni
Hitsuyou nano wa sonna hiiroo

[Ichi,] gomi hiroi ni isoshinde
[Ni,] maigo no koneko tasuke
[San,] ijimekko kechirashite
[Shi,] Settouhan korashimete
Kondo wa boku ga kare no you ni
Seigi o kudasunda!

Boku ni makase na
Chiisa na aku mo yurusanai
Ikusen no shitou o norikoete
Tadoritsuita ketsuron to wa
"Hontou no aku wa kenryoku no naka ni iru...!"

Shijousaidai no sakusen
Tsumi no nai shimin ga gisei ni natta
Dakedo wakaru darou?
Kore mo shin no teki taosu tame sa

Boku ni tsudzuke yo
Kono sekai o kaeru toki da
Ki ga kurureta toka hitogoroshi da toka
Yobu yatsu wa soitsu ga aku da!

Terorisuto datte? Sonna baka na
Oi doko ni tsureteikunda!?
Minna o, machi o, sekai o, kimi o
Mamotta hiiroo-sama da zo!!
Terebi wa konna ketsumatsu janakatta
Tada anata no you ni naritakatta dake nano ni...

Boku wa kurutte nanka nai
Seigi ga makeru hazu nai
Ishi o tsugu hiiroo ga
Araware aku o horobosunda
When I was young, I admired
That invincible, red-caped man;
In these immoral times,
A hero like that is just what we need...

1: Doing trash-collecting,
2: Saving lost kittens,
3: Stopping bullies,
4: Punishing thieves...
Now, just like he did,
I shall administer justice!

Leave it to me,
I'm a super hero!!
I won't forgive your petty crimes
After fighting a thousand deadly battles,
I arrived at this conclusion...
"The real evil... is in the government...!"

For the greatest plot in history,
Innocent people had to be sacrificed
But you understand, don't you?
This is all to stop the true enemy...

Follow me,
I'm a super hero!!
The time has come to change the world
Call me insane? Call me a murderer?
You're the ones who are evil!

Terrorist, you say? That's outrageous!
Hey, where do you think you're taking me?!
I protect everyone, this town, this world, and you!
I'm your great and noble hero!!
This wasn't the way it ended on TV...
All I wanted was to be like you, that was all...

You're wrong, I'm not insane,
And justice can't have lost...
A hero who carries my will
Will appear anew to destroy evil...